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high fiber diet? i think i’d rather have a high fiver diet, if you know what i mean
(what i mean is high fives are rad)
i installed my AC
life is good B)
Getting artsy with a moustache
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kendra’s post reminded me of these pictures
Eli’s pugs.
some lady litERALLY SHIT HERSELF and put her hands down her pants and WIPED THE SHIT ON THE SHELVES
WHAT THE FUCK
i’ve seen enough internet for today.
Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco
Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk
Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag
Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week
All the kids would line up super early just to eat
i went to a brawl tournament once in school, (long story short the whole thing failed and there were organization and hardware issues but i played one round) but i guess i made Quite The Impression because I was walking back from class once and someone approached me asking “hey, you were playing Lucas at the tournament right?” and then we exchanged numbers and he said
“alright, if you’re tryn’a brawl later hit me up”
and i was confused
because
who talks like that about video games? maybe if i was in an urban city area tryna get some drugs or something but no, i’m on a rural college campus tryna play video games. it just doesn’t fit
this has been a post
i got a job at a toy store B)
and I get to walk the dog, Lucy, occasionally, and she is the best most well trained dog I have ever experienced
whenever I wake up and I can breathe through my nose I think “goody, my cold is over” and then an hour later my nostrils are nonfunctional again